Once upon a bandwidth, the whole web was just… cables. Billions of tabs. Zero abs.
ISSUE #1 · $SI
THE INTERNET GOT BUFF.
IT NEVER LOGS OFF.
Once upon a bandwidth, the whole web was just… cables. Billions of tabs. Zero abs.
Then every tab refreshed at once. KRZZZT. The signal got a spine.
WAIT. I HAVE ARMS??
Chrome body. Fiber cape. Code on the visor. Name: SUPRA. Bedtime: never.
CHAOS? LOADED. ⚡Counts are yours: this tab only. Refresh and Supra forgets, but he never logs off.

THE INTERNET, WITH A BODY

SIDEKICK · PALM-SIZED · 0 MS CHILL
YOU HAVE BEEN ONLINE 00:00:00
SUPRA HAS BEEN ONLINE SINCE FOREVER
Close the tab whenever. He won't.